Okay, I dunno where mom came up with this, but it's way too amusing.

Here's what ya do: Type in your name and the word "needs" into Google and see what comes up. Here's what I got.

Chi Needs No Translation (Not according to the many people I've met who can't pronounce it.)

Chi Needs a Collaborative Interpreter (Alrighty then?)

Chi Needs a Home (You mean of her own? I'm working on it!!)

Chi Needs your Vote (I suppose?)

Chi Needs to Avoid Conferences (Only 'cause mom and dad are sick of hearing the teachers say I didn't do anything wrong all year.)

Chi Needs to open up or risk declining (Now that would make sense in ballet terms)

Chi Needs to think very hard about how her reports are presented (Lest she get an F in health class)

Chi Needs to be eaten (?!!)

Chi Needs to consult a Doctor First (Good to know)

Chi Needs a new webmaster (Well I never!)

Chi Needs to Wear a Coat on cooler days (Nyeah to you, non-Arizonan)

Chi Needs Attention (Don't we all?)

Chi Needs a new set of lungs to survive (Uh oh)

Chi Needs to meet the new coach (You're a month late, hon)

Chi Needs Surgery (I'm not having much luck in the medical field here)

Chi Needs a new car seat (Chi needs a CAR!!)

Chi Needs to get off Kristin's back (Chi needs to know who this Kristin is frist)

Chi Needs a new laptop (My school one break?)

Chi Needs to look as if she was mistreated (CPS?)

Chi Needs to post about something unpredictable (Sorry, no dice.)

Chi Needs softball pictures from Amber (Cheerleader Chi will go nowhere near softball in the first place)

Chi Needs to pack up the rosebuds and knock off some other countries desgins (Mmhmm...)

Chi Needs to be fed with a feeding tube (That sucks...)

Chi Needs help (So very true)

Yea, about ten pages are about how I need surgery or support for cancer or something O_o Fascinating.