Hi mommy!!! *WAVE WAVE*

I'm going away for a week D: One long agonizing week. Aren't you gonna miss me? Doncha love me? Aren'tcha proud of me for doing 12 pages of homework yesterday? Aren'tcha proud of me for packing all day today? Aren't we going out tomorrow? Don't I have 45 dollars?.... Doncha think that if you look REEEEALLY hard, the rat only looks like my hamster? It really does, honest!

Okay, well I already know the answer's no, so just go on to read the post I sent you here to read ;) Thank you for your time XD

-Chi <3

P.S. Yea, it was a JOKE!! Don't go callin me into the living room and pitching a spaz ;)

I would like to start by saying, shove off Blogger. I DO not want to switch to a new version of Blog. This works just fine thank you very much. Hmmph. Anywho... I stole this from mom. PRAISE ME.

hree names you go by:
1. Chi (Chiuhiro)
2. Sissy (by MY sissy)
3. Bunny (by old middle school and freshman friends)

Three physical things you like about yourself:
1. My calves
2. My perfect pointe ;)
3. My hips

Three physical things you don’t like about yourself:
1. My STOOOOOMAAAAACH!!!!!!
2. My teeth
3. My upper legs

Three parts of your heritage:
1. German
2. Irish
3. Welsch

Three things that scare you:
1. Orchestra pits <.< >.>
2. Clowns
3. Those STUPID FRIGGEN VIDEOS WHERE THINGS POP OUT AT YOU. And a lot of the net in general; just the fear of coming across a scary pic or something. Thank you jerks, for making me paranoid. I can no longer watch a video or click a link without having Squishy review it first and tell me if I'll be able to sleep at night if I look at it.

Three of your everyday beauty essentials:
1. Body spray (peach and watermelon scented at the moment)
2. A hair ribbon to use in my ponytail
3. Um.... that's it. For everyday anyway. I'm not much of a make-up person.

Three of your favorite musical artists:
1. Michelle Branch
2. Hannah Montana (Miley Cyrus)
3. No Secrets

Three of your favorite songs: IMPOSSIBLE TO PICK THREE OMG D: But here's what I got
1. I Know by Drake Bell
2. Fantasmic from Disneyland
3. Family from James and the Giant Peach

Three things you want in a relationship:
1. True love
2. Trust
3. Understanding

Three lies and truths in no particular order:

LIES:
1. Everyone deserves a second chance. (I love you Veggietales, but some people go past the point of no return.)
2. Only one religion is "right".
3. God hates him some homosexuals and non-christians. (Duh-hur :3)

TRUTH:
1. I'm the luckiest girl in the world to have been born into my family.
2. Music heals a LOT of things.
3. Disneyland rules and Six Flags sucks like woah.


Three physical things about the opposite sex that appeals to you:
1. Eyes
2. Hair
3. Smile


Three of your favorite hobbies:
1. Dancing, dancing, and more DANCING!!!
2. Writing (mostly fanfic)
3. Making other people laugh

Three things you want to do really badly now:
1. Go to Sea World Camp. ONLY TWO MORE DAYS!! It's going so slow.
2. Go to San Diego State and get an annual pass to Disneyland.
3. Go see Charlotte's Web again. (I need my fix, yo.)

Three careers you’re considering/you’ve considered:
1. Marine Animal Care
2. Teaching Kindergarten
3. Ghostwriting

Three places you want to go on vacation:
1. Disneyland
2. Disneyland Paris
3. Disneyland Tokyo

Three kid’s names you like:
1. DeAnza
2. Cheyenne
3. La Cienega

Three things you want to do before you die:
1. Get an annual pass to Disneyland
2. Change the Dillards to "Billards" (Long story)
3. But a ticket to have dinner in the Haunted Mansion

Three ways that you are stereotypically a girl:
1. I'm a cheerleader AND a ballerina
2. I cry at the most un-cryable movies, like 50 First Dates and Charlotte's Web
3. I love clothing shopping (Girly places like Limited Too) and am always looking to buy new ribbons for my ponytail.

Three ways that you are stereotypically a boy:
1. I love my Gamecube and kick ass with it
2. I love shows and movies targeted at guys like Invader Zim and Spider-Man
3. I hate wearing dresses. (Jumpers over a pair of jeans, I love though.)

Three celeb crushes:
1. Ashton Kutcher
2. Toby McGuire
3. Uh... no one else really. I don't do the whole "crush on celebs, kiss their poster before bed" thing.

Three things you ate today...
1. A french bread pizza roll
2. Mozzerella sticks
3. The best cheese mashed potatoes EVER (with extra cheese)

-Chi <3

Remember that post where you went to google and typed in < Your Name > Needs, and saw what you got?

This idea came to me last night. If you typed "Everybody knows" in google, what outrageous things that everybody probably DOESN'T know would show up? Here y'ar be:

Everybody knows that dice are loaded.

Everybody knows that Iran and Syria are the primary engines.

Everybody knows we're in the middle of nowhere.

Everybody knows you can't be all things to all people.

Everybody knows it's spring again.

Everybody knows that you're insane.

Everybody knows that trees are good for the climate because they absorb greenhouse gas carbon dioxide.

Everybody knows that everybody knows.

Everybody knows that Christmas is really just a warmed-over Celebration of the Feast of the Sol Invictus.

Everybody knows Brad.

Everybody knows the trouble I've seen.

Everybody knows that Casey rocks.

Everybody knows what a dragon looks like.

Everybody knows where K-Mart is.

Everybody knows how important it is to back up critical data.

Everybody knows what sexy_llama looks like.

Everybody knows white lies are the best kind.

Everybody knows the difference between right and wrong.

Everybody knows Jose.

Everybody knows where to live.

Everybody knows exactly how and where Bush stands.

Everybody knows Skinner is Karl Rove.

....

... Uh.... huh?

-Chi <3

Today was nuts. We went to see a movie today and the schedule could not have been more crazy; if I had written a schedule ahead of time and done it all perfectly, it would have looked like this: (Sadly enough, this is all really happened.)

9:45 - Wake up and be really pissed you got up so early. Mope for a bit, go back to sleep.

11:00 - Alarm actually goes off. (Thank Gawd) Have a sore throat and can't breathe through your nose, but aint no WAY you're missing Charlotte's Web, so you pretend to be fine.

11:30 - Make a cup of red rose tea to numb your throat so you can actually eat at McDonalds later.

11:45 - Actually convince YOURSELF you feel better at this point.

12:00 - Put in contacts. Yes, I suppose you should put your glasses on today, but you're CERTAIN you won't cry at the movie this time.

12:10 - Mom's not here yet, watch re-runs of Spongebob for a bit.

12:15 - Check mail. Kyrie promised she'd email to say if she was going to the movie yet, but upon checking, you will find she did not.

12:30 - Mom comes in produly proclaiming her hate for her boss whom is comparable to a demon beaver.

12:45 - Call Colette because you now realize you have no idea where the heck she lives.

1:00 - Get lost trying to get to Colette's.

1:15 - Sari calls to say she's too lazy to drive and asks you to pick her up even though you're halfway there.

1:20 - Tell her to screw that idea and drive her butt down to the theatre.

1:45 - The 2:15 showing of Charlotte's Web is completely sold out. No other movie at any other time is sold out. This is your life.

2:00 - Buy a ticket for 3:30 instead.

2:15 - Get lunch at McDonalds. Sari calls to tell you she is on her way, and reminds you you're probably eating one of Wilbur's friends right now. You lose your appetite.

2:30 - Knock over obnoxious people in the mall who think they can walk through you. When someone with a cart in the center asks id they may ask you a question, answer yes and keep walking anyway.

3:00 - Run to the theatre and lose ticket. Freak out for five minutes until the ticket taker tells you to just GO.

3:06 - Find ticket when you get 5 steps into the theatre.

3:10 - Buy candy from the obnoxious teens at the stand who are not happy to be here today at all.

3:20 - Sit in theatre and make fun of advertisements.

3:30 - Movie starts. People are so rude that half of them come in late, let their children run free, bang their skates agant the gate, bring babies with them, and laugh at the most innapropriate moments.

4:45 - Throw popcorn at the obnoxious snot who laughs when Charlotte announces she's dying.

4:50 - Wilbur says "I love you Charlotte", you bawl your eyes out. Contacts promptly dry out. Shoulda worn the glasses, n00b!!

5:00 - Wait for mom. Good lord, it was 80 degrees when you went inside this morning, why can you see your breath now?!

5:30 - Watch in amusement as mom honks, brakes, shouts, and flips off various idiotic drivers.

5:45 - Go home the long way because THREE friggen cars flipped over on Valencia.

6:00 - Get lost on the way to Colette's house.

6:30 - Proudly and safely proclaim you've been sick al along and pretending to be fine was all a clever ruse!! BAHAHAH!!!!!!

-Chi <3