Remember that post where you went to google and typed in < Your Name > Needs, and saw what you got?

This idea came to me last night. If you typed "Everybody knows" in google, what outrageous things that everybody probably DOESN'T know would show up? Here y'ar be:

Everybody knows that dice are loaded.

Everybody knows that Iran and Syria are the primary engines.

Everybody knows we're in the middle of nowhere.

Everybody knows you can't be all things to all people.

Everybody knows it's spring again.

Everybody knows that you're insane.

Everybody knows that trees are good for the climate because they absorb greenhouse gas carbon dioxide.

Everybody knows that everybody knows.

Everybody knows that Christmas is really just a warmed-over Celebration of the Feast of the Sol Invictus.

Everybody knows Brad.

Everybody knows the trouble I've seen.

Everybody knows that Casey rocks.

Everybody knows what a dragon looks like.

Everybody knows where K-Mart is.

Everybody knows how important it is to back up critical data.

Everybody knows what sexy_llama looks like.

Everybody knows white lies are the best kind.

Everybody knows the difference between right and wrong.

Everybody knows Jose.

Everybody knows where to live.

Everybody knows exactly how and where Bush stands.

Everybody knows Skinner is Karl Rove.

....

... Uh.... huh?

-Chi <3