Today was nuts. We went to see a movie today and the schedule could not have been more crazy; if I had written a schedule ahead of time and done it all perfectly, it would have looked like this: (Sadly enough, this is all really happened.)

9:45 - Wake up and be really pissed you got up so early. Mope for a bit, go back to sleep.

11:00 - Alarm actually goes off. (Thank Gawd) Have a sore throat and can't breathe through your nose, but aint no WAY you're missing Charlotte's Web, so you pretend to be fine.

11:30 - Make a cup of red rose tea to numb your throat so you can actually eat at McDonalds later.

11:45 - Actually convince YOURSELF you feel better at this point.

12:00 - Put in contacts. Yes, I suppose you should put your glasses on today, but you're CERTAIN you won't cry at the movie this time.

12:10 - Mom's not here yet, watch re-runs of Spongebob for a bit.

12:15 - Check mail. Kyrie promised she'd email to say if she was going to the movie yet, but upon checking, you will find she did not.

12:30 - Mom comes in produly proclaiming her hate for her boss whom is comparable to a demon beaver.

12:45 - Call Colette because you now realize you have no idea where the heck she lives.

1:00 - Get lost trying to get to Colette's.

1:15 - Sari calls to say she's too lazy to drive and asks you to pick her up even though you're halfway there.

1:20 - Tell her to screw that idea and drive her butt down to the theatre.

1:45 - The 2:15 showing of Charlotte's Web is completely sold out. No other movie at any other time is sold out. This is your life.

2:00 - Buy a ticket for 3:30 instead.

2:15 - Get lunch at McDonalds. Sari calls to tell you she is on her way, and reminds you you're probably eating one of Wilbur's friends right now. You lose your appetite.

2:30 - Knock over obnoxious people in the mall who think they can walk through you. When someone with a cart in the center asks id they may ask you a question, answer yes and keep walking anyway.

3:00 - Run to the theatre and lose ticket. Freak out for five minutes until the ticket taker tells you to just GO.

3:06 - Find ticket when you get 5 steps into the theatre.

3:10 - Buy candy from the obnoxious teens at the stand who are not happy to be here today at all.

3:20 - Sit in theatre and make fun of advertisements.

3:30 - Movie starts. People are so rude that half of them come in late, let their children run free, bang their skates agant the gate, bring babies with them, and laugh at the most innapropriate moments.

4:45 - Throw popcorn at the obnoxious snot who laughs when Charlotte announces she's dying.

4:50 - Wilbur says "I love you Charlotte", you bawl your eyes out. Contacts promptly dry out. Shoulda worn the glasses, n00b!!

5:00 - Wait for mom. Good lord, it was 80 degrees when you went inside this morning, why can you see your breath now?!

5:30 - Watch in amusement as mom honks, brakes, shouts, and flips off various idiotic drivers.

5:45 - Go home the long way because THREE friggen cars flipped over on Valencia.

6:00 - Get lost on the way to Colette's house.

6:30 - Proudly and safely proclaim you've been sick al along and pretending to be fine was all a clever ruse!! BAHAHAH!!!!!!

-Chi <3