Mom did this, so I decided I should put in mine too.

1 - Captain Barbosa is made of awesome sauce and he should marry me.

2 - You can be kidnapped for days and show up out of nowehere, and anyone who is British will be completely calm and not at all excited about your return.

3 - If you make it clear that you will only marry someone because you want them to save Johnny Depp, they will happily take the offer and not feel used or cheated at all.

4 - Barbosa can produce magic apples from his hand right before his death.

5 - No one knows how a real ransom works; sure Mistah Turner can shoot himself in the face and ruin the chances of the curse being lifted, but then who's gonna save Elizabeth? Didn't think of THAT, didja Barbosa?

6 - Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, makes a good Disney plot.

7 - Don't think, just throw the sword. The magic of Disney will make sure it hits at just the right spot to stop your friends from hanging to death, and not pierce their hearts.

8 - The magic of Disney will also assure that your pirate friends will always come back for you, regardless of all laws/codes/guidelines.

9 - The British are niether surprised, nor devestated when yet another rich, well-to-do lady becomes a pirate.

10 - "Ye best start believing in ghost stories Miss Turner, you're in one" isn't technically a stolen line since Disney stole it from itself. Yet this also proves that Sailor Stars, a movie series about a teenaged orphaned superhero who lives in a haunted house, is interchangable with Pirates of the Caribbean.

-Chi <3