Okay, so the rumors over whether or not Vanessa Hudgens will be playing Gabby in High School Musical 3 are getting very annoying. People are stating rumors as fact and thus things are all a mess. "V is DEFINITELY fired" "V is definitely NOT fired", blah blah blah. Well first off, that's getting annoying. Disney has not confirmed or denied anything; THAT is the truth, not a rumor. So dude, PLEASE stop passing stuff off as fact. I won't believe anything as truth until I hear it from Disney themselves.

This is not truth, confirmed, or anything like that, but I am fairly confident that Disney will not replace Vanessa. They're being pretty good about this and not judging her like way too many people are doing now. While I'm ranting about people who are jumping to conclusions, the sick idiots who are offering Vanessa jobs in, let's say... innapropriate shows, need to fall in a hole and die. The poor thing is being made out as a slut as it is. She is NOT A SELL OUT!!! This was private. And she has no intention of becoming a sell out either. So offering her those positions just makes those people look like stupid retards. (I wish I could use a harsher word than that, but my aunts read this blog...)

Anywho, the point of this post was to share something truly beautiful with you. I've never laughed so hard in my LIFE. This is FANTASTIC!!! This, by far, is the best rumor that has gone around EVER. EVER!!!!!

"Because of Vanessa's nude photos of herself, Disney decided to make Gabriella die in High School Musical 3 and make Troy fall in love with another girl, who Adrienne Bailon will be playing. This is the plot(what's half of it):
Troy Bolton (Zac Efron) is said to be destraught over Gabriella Montez's (Vanessa Hudgens) death and in a moment of weekness, hooks up with Sharpay Evans (Ashley Tisdale), who has been scheming to have him for her own from day one of HSM. Troy, then, falls for a new forgein exchange student, played by Adrienne Bailon.
This is crazy! Imagine of Romeo And Juliet like this: Romeo and Juliet survives, but a few days later, Juliet dies and Romeo hooks up with Juliet's enemy. But then falls for a new girl in town. It's MADNESS!"

What's even better, people BELIEVED IT!!!

Riiiiight.... Disney loves family values; loves them so much that they will fire a girl for a private matter that got out. But they can still kill off Gabby in HSM 3!!

I can't wait to see that one in theaters: "High School Musical 3: Gabby's death that devestates Troy, but not for very long apparently because he and Sharpay hook up and get it on before everyone even graduates." Maybe after that Ryan will be so devestated that his crush is gone that he'll violently commit suicide on camera by strangling himself. Then Taylor will turn to illegal drugs to help her deal with the pain. Chad will admit to his drinking problem and Kelsie will reveal she's pregnant... with Ryan's child.

What the hell. That is the dumbest attempt at starting a rumor I've ever heard. But hilarious indeed. I wanna write a humor fic about this now. A parody. It'll be fun.

Ah Disney, you never fail to provide lulz.

-Chi <3