Normally I don't do this outside of GAFF, but this line in particular had me in stitches for hours.

I'm sitting in my bed, sick as a dog, reading some High School Musical fan fictions before I go to bed. Right now I'm browsing through my two favorite communites: Troy/Sharpay romance stories, and Ryan/Sharpay sibling fluff stories. Of course, in the latter case, I always end up running into one or two fictions that, uh... think they should be more than just siblings. Yea, nasty, I know.

The horribly written trainwrekcs burn my retnas. And they all follow the same formula. Either they make out while feeling incredibly guilty the entire time, or they find out they're not really related. WTF? They're TWINS. How do you mess that up??

Well, this person found a way. I couldn't stop laughing. After a few chapters of Sharpay whining and moaning that it's "OMG so wrong to be in love with him", their mother finds out and leaves them a note:

"I wanted to give you some time alone to think about this. I never meant to lie to either of you, and I hope you can forgive me.

The scan showed that I had twins… your father would have been devastated and furious if he had discovered that one of them had been still born, so I sent the nurse out, and she found a child almost identical to the baby I had had."

YES MY FRIENDS, THE HOSPITAL KEEPS A CLOSET FULL OF SPARE BABIES IN THE BACK ROOM. It's like the melons at the grocery store, though. You have to ask them where they keep the good ones.

That's undoubtedly the best excuse I've heard for any of these fictions. Spare babies... wow. You owe me a new laughbox, author.

-Chi <3